**I am a huge nerd. I love the X-Files and dystopian science fiction

**I get my fabulous 40-inch ass from the gym. I can probably deadlift more than you weigh.

**I am interested in the occult. I read tarot and am certified in Reiki.

**I have been vegan for over ten years.

**I am all natural and do not shave any part of my body resulting in hairy pits and a bush.

**Je parle francais…Mais je ne connais pas beaucoup de mots cochons.

**Devotees can find the perfect presents for me on my Amazon Wishlist.

**I have 32G breasts, a 40 inch ass and size 6.5/7 feet